Back at Uni

First year halls.

I awoke to the sound of knocking on the door of my room. When I opened it, my mate (also called James) said, 'Jeem, you've got to see this!'

As it turned out, someone - still unknown to this day - had emptied his back at astonishing velocity in our loos.
to summarise the scene, it looked like someone had dropped a banger into a bottle of chocolate Frijj, dropped it in the toilet, put the lid down and ran!
The whole bowl was covered in a brown smelly film, unflushed, and to make it worse - not a sign of toilet paper!

Think we flushed it from a distance with a stick in the end.